My Stupid Lunatic

My Stupid Lunatic searched for a lava lamp that they liked to put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly peculiar activity, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp is the item to choose.

My Stupid Lunatic often carried a bag of flour that they would throw. This is certainly a fairly strange operation, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. Honestly, a bag of flour would be the item that was opted for.

My Stupid Lunatic owned a chocolate bar that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been a surprising operation, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar was the chosen thing.

My Stupid Lunatic desperately wanted a bat that they sometimes hug. It would have been a fairly surprising proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. Remarkably, a bat would be the thing that was chosen.

My Stupid Lunatic found a cup that they liked to share. It should have been an original proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a cup was the item that was chosen.

My Stupid Lunatic desperately needed a pencil sharpener that they liked to embrace. One might find this to be a fairly exciting operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the item to choose.