His Purple Lunatic

His Purple Lunatic desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they liked to put on his head. One might consider this to be an astonishing undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken of all things.

His Purple Lunatic always carried a magic 8 ball that they would often smash. This might appear to be a peculiar activity, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a magic 8 ball is the item that was chosen.

His Purple Lunatic always kept a Harry Potter wand that they liked to try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly surprising action, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it would be fun. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand being the thing selected.

His Purple Lunatic often carried a sponge that they would sometimes smash. It should have been a fairly weird operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a sponge would be the item chosen.

His Purple Lunatic desperately craved for a mug that they liked to share. This seems a fairly funny action, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a mug being the item selected.

His Purple Lunatic craved for a cucumber that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a funny thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber is the thing that was chosen.