Her Horny Lunatic

Her Horny Lunatic searched for a pint of cider to smash. It might be a fairly extraordinary idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider would be the chosen thing.

Her Horny Lunatic craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would often experiment on. It would have been a fairly weird undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen item.

Her Horny Lunatic searched for a sponge that they would try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a sponge was the thing that was selected.

Her Horny Lunatic desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally play with. This might appear to be a new thought, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a pencil sharpener being the chosen item.

Her Horny Lunatic desired a custard pie that they would often try to balance on their head. It would be a funny thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a custard pie was the item that was chosen.

Her Horny Lunatic desperately desired a set of lego that they would occasionally play with. This could be considered a curious approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a set of lego would be the item chosen.