A Crypting Lunatic

A Crypting Lunatic wanted a helmet that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a somewhat surprising activity, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet would be the item chosen.

A Crypting Lunatic desperately desired a can of Tango that they sometimes hug. It would have been a fairly strange undertaking, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a can of Tango is the item to opt for.

A Crypting Lunatic desperately looked for a little monkey that they would sometimes demolish. One might find this to be a fairly weird proposal, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea is amazing. Honestly, a little monkey is the thing to choose.

A Crypting Lunatic desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally annihilate It might be an exciting idea, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the item to choose.

A Crypting Lunatic had a cucumber that they would occasionally put up their bum. This is certainly a weird and wonderful exercise, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a cucumber being the thing selected.

A Crypting Lunatic desperately searched for a computer to cuddle. This is certainly a fairly weird operation, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a computer being the chosen thing.