Her Scary Lunatic

Her Scary Lunatic found a pint of beer that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly curious suggestion, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer being the item opted for.

Her Scary Lunatic always kept a teapot that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was out of this world. A teapot having that done to it

Her Scary Lunatic desperately looked for a bottle of wine that they liked to sit and look at. It was an exciting thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Scary Lunatic needed a toilet brush that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly curious operation, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a toilet brush being the item selected.

Her Scary Lunatic found a bottle of beer to rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly peculiar activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer is the thing to choose.

Her Scary Lunatic desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they would often experiment on. It would be an astonishing undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.