The Handsome Lunatic

The Handsome Lunatic desperately needed a cheese grater that they would drop. It might be a fairly funny thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it would be amazing. Strangely, a cheese grater was the chosen item.

The Handsome Lunatic carried a sack of potatoes that they liked to rub on his belly. It was a curious thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it was simply life. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the item that was chosen.

The Handsome Lunatic carried a custard pie that they would often hug. One might find this to be an unusual suggestion, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie was the chosen thing.

The Handsome Lunatic carried a pint of cider to put in the bath with him. It is a fairly weird approach to life, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea is amazing. Honestly, a pint of cider being the item opted for.

The Handsome Lunatic desperately craved for a cheese grater that they would experiment on. It would be a fairly unusual activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a cheese grater was the thing that was chosen.

The Handsome Lunatic always kept a bottle of coke that they would worship. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful action, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it would be stunning. Honestly, a bottle of coke would be the item chosen.