The Stupid Lunatic

The Stupid Lunatic desperately needed a piece of paper that they would often cuddle. It should be a fairly funny approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper is the thing to opt for.

The Stupid Lunatic always kept a sack of potatoes that they would often put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the item selected.

The Stupid Lunatic searched for a bottle of wine that they would sometimes put up their bum. This seems a weird and wonderful undertaking, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine would be the item that was opted for.

The Stupid Lunatic often carried a pint of cider that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly original suggestion, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider was the thing that was chosen.

The Stupid Lunatic desperately looked for a teapot that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems a fairly exciting action, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a teapot being the item opted for.

The Stupid Lunatic often carried a hat that they would occasionally play with. It was considered to be an odd proposal, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a hat was the thing that was selected.