A Bum Loving Lunatic

A Bum Loving Lunatic found a painting of a melon that they liked to eat. It might be a fairly new activity, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the item chosen.

A Bum Loving Lunatic wanted a bottle of coke that they would often throw. It was a curious approach to life, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a bottle of coke would be the item that was selected.

A Bum Loving Lunatic always carried a lava lamp that they would insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly strange operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp being the chosen item.

A Bum Loving Lunatic always had with them a cheese grater that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be an original thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a cheese grater would be the thing that was opted for.

A Bum Loving Lunatic looked for a wig that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly odd undertaking, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a wig would be the item that was selected.

A Bum Loving Lunatic desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they liked to put in the bath with him. It would be an exciting suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken is the item that was chosen.