Her Energetic Lunatic

Her Energetic Lunatic had a cheese grater that they would often put up their bum. It is a surprising activity, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater being the item selected.

Her Energetic Lunatic desperately wanted a stapler that they would sleep with. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a stapler was the item that was selected.

Her Energetic Lunatic desired a wig that they would play with. It is considered to be a curious action, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a wig is the thing to select.

Her Energetic Lunatic craved for a set of lego that they liked to put down their trousers. It might be a peculiar undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. A set of lego would be the item that was chosen.

Her Energetic Lunatic owned a hat that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly weird activity, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a hat was the thing that was opted for.

Her Energetic Lunatic desperately desired a hat to put in the bath with him. It might have been an original operation, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a hat would be the item that was chosen.