Her Eccentric Lunatic

Her Eccentric Lunatic had a dildo that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly exciting operation, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it would be out of this world. Honestly, a dildo would be the item chosen.

Her Eccentric Lunatic always had with them a bottle of beer that they would often smash. It was considered to be a curious activity, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it was epic. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer is the thing to opt for.

Her Eccentric Lunatic wanted a condom that they would occasionally cuddle. It would have been a fairly curious action, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it was exciting. Strangely, a condom having that done to it

Her Eccentric Lunatic desired a set square that they sometimes worship. It was considered to be an odd undertaking, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a set square of all things.

Her Eccentric Lunatic carried a hat that they would eat. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a hat of all things.

Her Eccentric Lunatic searched for a big sponge to put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly funny idea, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it was stunning. Who would have imagined, a big sponge was the chosen thing.