Their Bewildered Lunatic

Their Bewildered Lunatic searched for a melon that they sometimes smash. It would be a fairly strange approach to life, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a melon was the chosen thing.

Their Bewildered Lunatic desperately desired a block of cheese that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This seems an astonishing idea, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea is amazing. Strangely, a block of cheese is the item to opt for.

Their Bewildered Lunatic had a rubber johnny that they liked to annihilate It is a surprising exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.

Their Bewildered Lunatic found a tomato that they would insert somewhere. It is considered to be an unusual thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato is the thing to choose.

Their Bewildered Lunatic always carried a little monkey that they liked to smash. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a little monkey of all things.

Their Bewildered Lunatic owned a set square that they would occasionally eat. This seems to be a fairly original suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a set square would be the item that was selected.