Her Lovely Lunatic

Her Lovely Lunatic desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This could be considered an astonishing action, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine is the thing to opt for.

Her Lovely Lunatic desperately wanted a cheese grater that they liked to drop. This seems to be an original thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater would be the item chosen.

Her Lovely Lunatic craved for a stretchman that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered an exciting undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman was the thing that was chosen.

Her Lovely Lunatic always kept a vibrator that they would sometimes share. It might be a surprising thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a vibrator would be the item that was chosen.

Her Lovely Lunatic had a mug that they would occasionally put up their bum. This might appear to be a new proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a mug was the chosen item.

Her Lovely Lunatic needed a hat that they sometimes put on his head. It should be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a hat being the item opted for.