A Lovely Lunatic

A Lovely Lunatic had a sponge that they sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been a new operation, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a sponge is the item to choose.

A Lovely Lunatic always kept a crown that they liked to smash. It might have been a fairly new proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it would be stunning. Honestly, a crown would be the thing that was selected.

A Lovely Lunatic wanted a rubber chicken that they would often share. It was a fairly bizarre exercise, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken is the thing that was chosen.

A Lovely Lunatic owned a bat that they liked to annihilate It might have been an original undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bat having that done to it

A Lovely Lunatic carried a radiator that they sometimes demolish. One might find this to be a new idea, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea is breathtaking. Strangely, a radiator was the item that was opted for.

A Lovely Lunatic searched for a condom that they sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be an odd exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom is the thing that was chosen.