His Jolly Lunatic

His Jolly Lunatic often carried a rubber johnny that they would sometimes break. One might say this is a surprising thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was selected.

His Jolly Lunatic desperately needed a dildo that they would often throw. It would be a fairly different suggestion, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo is the item to select.

His Jolly Lunatic always kept a stretchman that they would occasionally put up their bum. It was a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a stretchman was the item that was selected.

His Jolly Lunatic desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they would often rub on his belly. It might be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a rubber johnny was the thing that was chosen.

His Jolly Lunatic desperately wanted a mug that they would often try to nail to the wall. It would be an unusual operation, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea is awesome. A mug is the item to choose.

His Jolly Lunatic needed a cucumber that they would occasionally break. One might find this to be a bizarre proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber of all things.