My Bewildered Lunatic

My Bewildered Lunatic desperately looked for a chocolate bar that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly funny approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a chocolate bar is the thing that was chosen.

My Bewildered Lunatic owned a bat that they would demolish. It would be a fairly odd suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it would be exciting. Honestly, a bat being the chosen item.

My Bewildered Lunatic looked for a lava lamp that they would share. It was considered to be a fairly odd operation, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a lava lamp would be the thing that was chosen.

My Bewildered Lunatic desperately desired a lava lamp that they would often smash. It would have been a fairly bizarre operation, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a lava lamp being the item selected.

My Bewildered Lunatic searched for a pencil sharpener that they liked to demolish. This seems to be a weird exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.

My Bewildered Lunatic always carried a melon that they would often eat. This could be considered a fairly bizarre action, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a melon being the item selected.