The Orange Lunatic

The Orange Lunatic had a little monkey that they sometimes drop. This seems a fairly peculiar exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a little monkey being the thing selected.

The Orange Lunatic owned a melon that they would sometimes throw. It is a surprising suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a melon being the chosen item.

The Orange Lunatic desperately searched for a sword that they liked to put up their bum. This could be considered a weird thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a sword being the thing selected.

The Orange Lunatic needed a mug that they would often drop. It would have been an unusual exercise, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a mug was the thing that was selected.

The Orange Lunatic desperately needed a tomato that they would sometimes cuddle. It should be an astonishing activity, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato is the item to choose.

The Orange Lunatic had a bat that they liked to drop. This seems to be a fairly astonishing thought, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a bat would be the thing that was selected.