Their Orange Lunatic

Their Orange Lunatic desired a mug that they would sometimes embrace. This is certainly a fairly peculiar thing to do, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. Who would have imagined, a mug being the thing selected.

Their Orange Lunatic desired a bottle of beer that they would often sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly new undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

Their Orange Lunatic searched for a magic 8 ball that they would often hug. It would be a bizarre suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. A magic 8 ball is the thing to opt for.

Their Orange Lunatic desperately searched for a toilet brush that they sometimes rub on his belly. This seems to be a weird and wonderful activity, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a toilet brush is the item to opt for.

Their Orange Lunatic searched for a tomato that they would break. It would be an odd exercise, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a tomato was the thing that was selected.

Their Orange Lunatic carried a dildo that they liked to cuddle. One might consider this to be an astonishing activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a dildo being the thing selected.