Retarded Lunatic

Retarded Lunatic always had with them a stretchman that they would often eat. It might be a different undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a stretchman would be the thing that was opted for.

Retarded Lunatic desperately looked for a bat that they would occasionally demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly original thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a bat being the item selected.

Retarded Lunatic searched for a bag of poop that they would often smash. It should be a funny action, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it would be breathtaking. A bag of poop would be the item chosen.

Retarded Lunatic desperately needed a custard pie to sleep with. It might have been a weird and wonderful exercise, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a custard pie being the item opted for.

Retarded Lunatic carried a bag of poop that they would often experiment on. One might say this is a new thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea is exciting. Who would have thought, a bag of poop is the item to select.

Retarded Lunatic had a bag of flour that they would embrace. It might have been a fairly peculiar thought, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. A bag of flour is the thing to select.