Their Exciting Lunatic

Their Exciting Lunatic desperately wanted a painting of a melon that they would insert somewhere. This seems a weird and wonderful activity, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a painting of a melon would be the chosen thing.

Their Exciting Lunatic carried a cheese grater that they would sometimes embrace. It is a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a cheese grater would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Exciting Lunatic desperately desired a piece of paper that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might be a bizarre exercise, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a piece of paper was the item that was selected.

Their Exciting Lunatic had a mug that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was an unusual proposal, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a mug was the item that was selected.

Their Exciting Lunatic desperately needed a bottle of coke that they would often experiment on. One might consider this to be an extraordinary undertaking, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the item chosen.

Their Exciting Lunatic had a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes cuddle. It is a fairly weird suggestion, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was selected.