A Eccentric Lunatic

A Eccentric Lunatic desperately desired a can of Tango that they liked to experiment on. It was a funny approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.

A Eccentric Lunatic always carried a chocolate bar to rub on his belly. It would have been an extraordinary activity, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it was the most awesome idea. A chocolate bar would be the item chosen.

A Eccentric Lunatic desired a toilet brush that they liked to put on his head. It is a surprising activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a toilet brush is the thing to select.

A Eccentric Lunatic craved for a pint of cider that they sometimes break. It was considered to be a curious action, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider is the thing that was chosen.

A Eccentric Lunatic needed a crown that they would put on his head. It should have been a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that it was in fact, epic. A crown is the thing to opt for.

A Eccentric Lunatic always carried a pint of beer that they sometimes throw. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre thought, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it was stunning. Who would have thought, a pint of beer being the thing opted for.