The Exceptional Lunatic

The Exceptional Lunatic found a vibrator that they liked to hug. It would have been an unusual thought, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a vibrator being the item opted for.

The Exceptional Lunatic wanted a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally share. It is considered to be a fairly original thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the item to select.

The Exceptional Lunatic desperately looked for a bag of poop to drop. It might be a fairly weird activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. A bag of poop would be the thing that was opted for.

The Exceptional Lunatic desperately desired a stretchman that they sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be a different approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman would be the item chosen.

The Exceptional Lunatic looked for a painting of a melon that they would sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing action, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a painting of a melon would be the item that was opted for.

The Exceptional Lunatic always carried a wig to put on his head. It might have been an original proposal, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a wig being the thing opted for.