The Jolly Lunatic

The Jolly Lunatic craved for a can of Tango that they would try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a somewhat surprising thing to do, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. Strangely, a can of Tango would be the item that was selected.

The Jolly Lunatic always carried a crown that they liked to put on his head. It should have been a fairly funny undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a crown of all things.

The Jolly Lunatic always kept a painting of a melon that they would occasionally share. One might say this is a fairly funny action, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon was the item that was selected.

The Jolly Lunatic craved for a bat that they would often rub on his belly. It might have been a peculiar operation, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a bat is the thing to select.

The Jolly Lunatic found a porno magazine that they liked to cuddle. It would have been an unusual operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a porno magazine would be the chosen thing.

The Jolly Lunatic always kept a set square that they would occasionally embrace. It was an unusual proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it was entertaining. Honestly, a set square was the chosen thing.