My Grumpy Lunatic

My Grumpy Lunatic needed a teapot that they would often smash. It should be a new approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it would be sublime. Strangely, a teapot is the item to select.

My Grumpy Lunatic often carried a CD player that they would occasionally put up their bum. This could be considered a weird thought, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it would be awe-inspring. A CD player was the item that was selected.

My Grumpy Lunatic desperately looked for a pint of cider that they sometimes embrace. It is considered to be a fairly odd suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.

My Grumpy Lunatic found a helmet that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It would be an unusual thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a helmet would be the thing that was opted for.

My Grumpy Lunatic desperately desired a bag of poop that they sometimes insert somewhere. This seems a fairly astonishing activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop being the item selected.

My Grumpy Lunatic carried a bag of flour that they would occasionally drop. One might find this to be an extraordinary activity, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea was magnificent. A bag of flour was the thing that was opted for.