His Lovely Lunatic

His Lovely Lunatic desperately craved for a bag of flour that they would occasionally smash. This might appear to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour would be the chosen thing.

His Lovely Lunatic wanted a set of lego that they liked to smash. One might consider this to be a fairly original proposal, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a set of lego would be the thing that was opted for.

His Lovely Lunatic desperately searched for a condom that they would often smash. It might have been a fairly astonishing thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a condom is the thing that was chosen.

His Lovely Lunatic looked for a ball that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was a weird and wonderful action, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it would be sublime. Remarkably, a ball would be the item chosen.

His Lovely Lunatic found a crown that they liked to share. This is certainly a new exercise, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a crown is the thing to choose.

His Lovely Lunatic always carried a pint of cider that they sometimes smash. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it was fun. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider of all things.