My Talented Lunatic

My Talented Lunatic owned a bottle of beer that they would play with. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the item chosen.

My Talented Lunatic always carried a can of Tango that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should be a fairly exciting exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a can of Tango would be the thing that was chosen.

My Talented Lunatic always carried a mug that they liked to drop. This might appear to be a surprising action, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it was wonderful. Remarkably, a mug was the thing that was chosen.

My Talented Lunatic looked for a hat that they would hug. One might find this to be an exciting operation, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a hat is the item to opt for.

My Talented Lunatic desperately searched for a can of coke that they would cuddle. It might be a fairly different thought, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a can of coke would be the thing that was selected.

My Talented Lunatic always had with them a magic 8 ball that they liked to hug. It is a strange thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a magic 8 ball was the item that was opted for.