The Horny Lunatic

The Horny Lunatic desperately craved for a pint of beer that they sometimes demolish. It would be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a pint of beer was the chosen thing.

The Horny Lunatic looked for a dildo that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should have been a different proposal, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a dildo would be the chosen thing.

The Horny Lunatic desired a can of coke to rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly new activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it was spectacular. Remarkably, a can of coke is the thing to select.

The Horny Lunatic desperately searched for a chocolate bar that they liked to put up their bum. It would have been a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar was the chosen item.

The Horny Lunatic desperately looked for a bat to sit and look at. It is considered to be an original proposal, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a bat being the chosen item.

The Horny Lunatic desperately looked for a cucumber that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly odd suggestion, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a cucumber being the item selected.