His Brainy Lunatic

His Brainy Lunatic needed a pencil sharpener that they would often annihilate It should be a strange operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the thing to select.

His Brainy Lunatic often carried a bag of poop that they liked to hug. It should have been a fairly original activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a bag of poop would be the item that was chosen.

His Brainy Lunatic desperately needed a cucumber that they would often eat. It might have been a fairly funny activity, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a cucumber was the thing that was opted for.

His Brainy Lunatic searched for a rubber chicken that they liked to share. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken was the thing that was chosen.

His Brainy Lunatic desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they sometimes sit and look at. It was considered to be a bizarre suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was selected.

His Brainy Lunatic always had with them a can of Dr Pepper that they would often sleep with. This seems to be an odd thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing selected.