The Retarded Lunatic

The Retarded Lunatic desperately needed a set of lego that they would occasionally demolish. It would be a fairly exciting approach to life, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a set of lego was the chosen thing.

The Retarded Lunatic often carried a bag of poop that they liked to experiment on. It should have been a fairly weird undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it was sublime. Remarkably, a bag of poop being the item selected.

The Retarded Lunatic always carried a CD player that they liked to demolish. It might be an astonishing exercise, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a CD player would be the thing that was opted for.

The Retarded Lunatic desperately desired a bag of poop that they would sometimes play with. One might say this is a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea is fun. Honestly, a bag of poop would be the item that was selected.

The Retarded Lunatic often carried a teapot that they would often share. This seems a bizarre approach to life, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot would be the thing that was chosen.

The Retarded Lunatic carried a can of coke that they would sometimes sleep with. It should be a fairly different exercise, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a can of coke was the thing that was chosen.