A Hungry Lunatic

A Hungry Lunatic searched for a little monkey that they sometimes put on his head. This could be considered a fairly odd thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a little monkey was the item that was opted for.

A Hungry Lunatic always kept a bottle of beer that they would cuddle. It might be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer was the item that was chosen.

A Hungry Lunatic desired a melon that they would put up their bum. It is considered to be an odd approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a melon is the item to select.

A Hungry Lunatic desperately desired a stapler that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a funny suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it was awesome. Strangely, a stapler is the item to opt for.

A Hungry Lunatic desperately desired a stapler that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly curious thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. Who would have thought, a stapler is the item to select.

A Hungry Lunatic craved for a hat to try to nail to the wall. This seems an odd undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a hat was the item that was chosen.