A Special Lunatic

A Special Lunatic desired a melon that they would sometimes smash. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it was awesome. Remarkably, a melon is the thing to choose.

A Special Lunatic looked for a sword that they would occasionally sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing thought, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a sword would be the chosen thing.

A Special Lunatic wanted a computer that they would occasionally play with. It should be a fairly weird thought, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it was simply life. Who would have thought, a computer was the thing that was selected.

A Special Lunatic often carried a Harry Potter wand that they would put down their trousers. It should have been a weird idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the item to choose.

A Special Lunatic searched for a ball that they would sometimes experiment on. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a ball would be the item that was opted for.

A Special Lunatic always kept a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly different exercise, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the chosen thing.