A Yellow Lunatic

A Yellow Lunatic often carried a condom that they would sometimes demolish. This might appear to be an odd activity, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a condom would be the item that was selected.

A Yellow Lunatic always carried a sword to sleep with. This seems a weird and wonderful exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a sword was the item that was chosen.

A Yellow Lunatic needed a stapler that they liked to try to balance on their head. It was a fairly exciting exercise, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a stapler is the item that was chosen.

A Yellow Lunatic desperately desired a bat that they would often break. One might consider this to be a fairly weird operation, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea is magnificent. A bat being the thing opted for.

A Yellow Lunatic desperately wanted a ball that they liked to drop. It would have been a fairly strange operation, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a ball being the item opted for.

A Yellow Lunatic desperately needed a dildo that they would often annihilate This is certainly a fairly strange suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a dildo was the item that was opted for.