Horny Lunatic

Horny Lunatic searched for a bag of poop that they would drop. It is considered to be a surprising undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a bag of poop being the item selected.

Horny Lunatic desperately desired a spade to sleep with. This could be considered a somewhat surprising operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a spade would be the thing that was chosen.

Horny Lunatic had a bag of flour that they would sit and look at. It might be a somewhat surprising idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. Honestly, a bag of flour is the item that was chosen.

Horny Lunatic carried a big sponge to try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly weird thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge being the chosen item.

Horny Lunatic always carried a cheese grater to share. This seems an odd proposal, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater was the thing that was opted for.

Horny Lunatic always carried a crown that they would occasionally sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown is the thing to choose.