My Lovely Lunatic

My Lovely Lunatic craved for a ball that they would often hug. This could be considered a fairly strange activity, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball was the chosen thing.

My Lovely Lunatic always had with them a sword that they would often play with. It would have been a curious idea, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a sword would be the chosen thing.

My Lovely Lunatic desperately needed a condom that they would occasionally break. It is considered to be a fairly exciting idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it would be epic. Honestly, a condom would be the thing that was selected.

My Lovely Lunatic desperately wanted a spade that they would often play with. One might find this to be a fairly strange thing to do, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a spade was the thing that was selected.

My Lovely Lunatic always carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would put up their bum. It is an astonishing thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it was fun. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was selected.

My Lovely Lunatic craved for a bottle of beer that they would play with. It would have been a fairly original idea, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer would be the item that was opted for.