Her Crypting Lunatic

Her Crypting Lunatic looked for a painting of a melon that they sometimes play with. It is an original approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon being the thing selected.

Her Crypting Lunatic found a rubber chicken that they would often put in the bath with him. This is certainly an odd thought, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a rubber chicken would be the chosen thing.

Her Crypting Lunatic always carried a ball that they would eat. One might find this to be a funny operation, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a ball was the thing that was opted for.

Her Crypting Lunatic desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they would often smash. It should have been a strange thought, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer was the item that was opted for.

Her Crypting Lunatic desperately needed a CD player that they liked to put up their bum. It would be a fairly new exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it was exciting. A CD player of all things.

Her Crypting Lunatic always carried a sword to annihilate This could be considered a weird proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a sword is the thing to opt for.