Weary Lunatic

Weary Lunatic always had with them a mug that they would try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly funny activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a mug would be the thing that was opted for.

Weary Lunatic desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes put on his head. It should be a funny exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it would be amazing. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was opted for.

Weary Lunatic desperately desired a teapot that they would insert somewhere. It should be a fairly original exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot is the item that was chosen.

Weary Lunatic owned a pen that they sometimes throw. It might have been a fairly peculiar operation, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a pen being the thing opted for.

Weary Lunatic owned a wig that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It was considered to be a surprising undertaking, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig being the item opted for.

Weary Lunatic wanted a melon that they sometimes put on his head. One might say this is a fairly unusual exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon being the chosen item.