Their Retarded Lunatic

Their Retarded Lunatic craved for a can of coke that they would put down their trousers. This is certainly a peculiar approach to life, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. A can of coke is the item that was chosen.

Their Retarded Lunatic carried a teapot that they liked to sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea is epic. Honestly, a teapot was the thing that was opted for.

Their Retarded Lunatic needed a painting of a melon that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should be an unusual idea, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon being the chosen thing.

Their Retarded Lunatic desperately searched for a toilet brush that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly new idea, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a toilet brush being the item opted for.

Their Retarded Lunatic owned a rubber johnny that they would often demolish. It is considered to be a fairly exciting thought, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny was the chosen item.

Their Retarded Lunatic always carried a piece of paper that they would occasionally break. One might say this is a bizarre thought, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper would be the thing that was selected.