Their Nervous Lunatic

Their Nervous Lunatic needed a cucumber that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly bizarre thought, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber is the item that was chosen.

Their Nervous Lunatic often carried a bottle of beer to hug. This might appear to be a fairly funny suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a bottle of beer would be the item chosen.

Their Nervous Lunatic often carried a CD player that they would sometimes smash. One might find this to be an odd idea, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is stunning. A CD player was the thing that was selected.

Their Nervous Lunatic had a piece of paper that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly new exercise, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. A piece of paper is the item to choose.

Their Nervous Lunatic desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes smash. It should have been a surprising activity, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand being the thing opted for.

Their Nervous Lunatic desperately needed a bottle of wine that they would occasionally cuddle. It should have been a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the item that was opted for.