Unusual Lunatic

Unusual Lunatic had a set square that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would be a weird operation, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a set square was the item that was opted for.

Unusual Lunatic desperately needed a rubber johnny that they liked to sit and look at. It was a fairly strange activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a rubber johnny was the item that was selected.

Unusual Lunatic desperately needed a painting of a melon that they would occasionally hug. It might have been a strange thought, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon was the chosen item.

Unusual Lunatic found a porno magazine that they would sometimes throw. It should be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. Honestly, a porno magazine is the thing to select.

Unusual Lunatic desperately needed a cheese grater that they liked to rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly funny idea, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater would be the item chosen.

Unusual Lunatic desperately looked for a sponge that they liked to drop. It should be a fairly strange action, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a sponge is the thing to choose.