The Cute Lunatic

The Cute Lunatic desperately wanted a little monkey that they liked to rub on his belly. It should be an astonishing operation, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey was the item that was selected.

The Cute Lunatic searched for a sack of potatoes that they would embrace. It would be a fairly astonishing proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was opted for.

The Cute Lunatic always had with them a bottle of coke that they liked to play with. This is certainly an odd thing to do, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke being the item selected.

The Cute Lunatic owned a rubber johnny that they would sometimes drop. It would be a curious action, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny being the chosen item.

The Cute Lunatic needed a set square that they would sometimes worship. It should have been a peculiar activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a set square being the item opted for.

The Cute Lunatic desperately desired a Harry Potter wand that they would put on his head. It would have been an original idea, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand is the item to opt for.