His Jolly Lunatic

His Jolly Lunatic always kept a can of coke that they liked to cuddle. This might appear to be an astonishing action, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it would be epic. Remarkably, a can of coke is the item that was chosen.

His Jolly Lunatic owned a painting of a melon that they would occasionally experiment on. It would be an unusual undertaking, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was entertaining. A painting of a melon would be the item that was chosen.

His Jolly Lunatic searched for a little monkey that they would often smash. One might consider this to be a fairly new thing to do, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a little monkey was the item that was selected.

His Jolly Lunatic looked for a CD player that they liked to sit and look at. It might be a fairly curious activity, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was epic. Strangely, a CD player is the thing to select.

His Jolly Lunatic had a spade that they liked to break. It should be an original approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a spade being the thing opted for.

His Jolly Lunatic craved for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly strange approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny being the chosen thing.