His Careful Lunatic

His Careful Lunatic desired a cheese grater that they would try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly new suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater would be the item that was chosen.

His Careful Lunatic desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally put up their bum. It might be a fairly new approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a magic 8 ball being the thing opted for.

His Careful Lunatic desperately searched for a big sponge that they sometimes smash. It was an astonishing idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a big sponge was the item that was chosen.

His Careful Lunatic desperately looked for a sponge to sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly weird thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a sponge is the item to choose.

His Careful Lunatic needed a condom that they would often embrace. It should be a fairly new undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it was miraculous. Honestly, a condom is the item to opt for.

His Careful Lunatic often carried a teapot that they liked to smash. This seems an unusual thought, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a teapot was the thing that was selected.