Her Confused Lunatic

Her Confused Lunatic desperately searched for a CD player that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a CD player is the thing that was chosen.

Her Confused Lunatic had a sponge that they liked to insert somewhere. It should be an extraordinary action, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Confused Lunatic needed a condom that they would occasionally cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly different action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it was magnificent. Strangely, a condom was the thing that was opted for.

Her Confused Lunatic found a can of Tango that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It might have been a somewhat surprising thing to do, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a can of Tango being the item opted for.

Her Confused Lunatic desperately wanted a piece of paper that they would hug. It was a fairly odd approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Who would have thought, a piece of paper would be the thing that was selected.

Her Confused Lunatic carried a block of cheese that they would cuddle. It was a fairly extraordinary operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a block of cheese being the item opted for.