The Gentle Lunatic

The Gentle Lunatic desperately searched for a bat to break. This could be considered a weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a bat of all things.

The Gentle Lunatic desperately looked for a stretchman that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a stretchman is the item to choose.

The Gentle Lunatic desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would often worship. It is a strange approach to life, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a pint of cider would be the item that was selected.

The Gentle Lunatic needed a big sponge that they would sometimes hug. It was a bizarre exercise, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. A big sponge being the thing opted for.

The Gentle Lunatic needed a bottle of coke that they would hug. This could be considered a fairly weird thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke being the item selected.

The Gentle Lunatic owned a radiator that they would often put on his head. One might consider this to be an extraordinary thing to do, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a radiator being the item selected.