The Exciting Lunatic

The Exciting Lunatic carried a bag of flour that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it would be out of this world. Who would have thought, a bag of flour would be the thing that was selected.

The Exciting Lunatic owned a bottle of beer that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It was a fairly funny thing to do, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a bottle of beer is the item to select.

The Exciting Lunatic needed a Harry Potter wand that they would smash. One might find this to be a fairly different action, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was opted for.

The Exciting Lunatic looked for a condom that they liked to throw. It might be a fairly strange thing to do, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it would be amazing. Honestly, a condom was the thing that was selected.

The Exciting Lunatic desperately needed a Harry Potter wand that they liked to demolish. This might appear to be a fairly funny proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was miraculous. A Harry Potter wand is the item to choose.

The Exciting Lunatic desperately looked for a teapot that they would occasionally drop. It might be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a teapot being the item selected.