A Lonely Lunatic

A Lonely Lunatic desperately looked for a cheese grater that they would often try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater being the thing opted for.

A Lonely Lunatic looked for a melon that they would often drop. It might have been an astonishing suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon is the thing to choose.

A Lonely Lunatic always kept a block of cheese that they sometimes play with. This seems to be an astonishing idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it would be entertaining. Strangely, a block of cheese was the chosen item.

A Lonely Lunatic needed a bottle of wine that they liked to cuddle. One might say this is a fairly original suggestion, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea was epic. A bottle of wine is the item to opt for.

A Lonely Lunatic had a cucumber that they would put up their bum. It was considered to be an astonishing operation, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a cucumber would be the thing that was chosen.

A Lonely Lunatic had a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes sit and look at. It should be an exciting suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it was simply life. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was chosen.