Adorable Lunatic

Adorable Lunatic desperately craved for a teapot that they would often smash. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary action, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it was magnificent. Honestly, a teapot was the item that was chosen.

Adorable Lunatic often carried a sponge that they liked to put up their bum. It would have been a fairly new activity, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge is the item to select.

Adorable Lunatic owned a CD player that they sometimes worship. One might find this to be an original thought, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a CD player would be the chosen thing.

Adorable Lunatic desperately looked for a lava lamp that they would occasionally drop. This seems to be a fairly weird idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a lava lamp would be the chosen thing.

Adorable Lunatic needed a pencil sharpener that they sometimes sleep with. It would have been an unusual approach to life, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener is the item to select.

Adorable Lunatic found a rubber johnny that they would sometimes embrace. This could be considered a funny idea, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it would be epic. Strangely, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was opted for.