Naughty Lunatic

Naughty Lunatic always had with them a crown that they liked to sit and look at. It would have been a funny action, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a crown is the item to choose.

Naughty Lunatic owned a stapler that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a weird idea, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was magnificent. A stapler was the item that was opted for.

Naughty Lunatic desperately needed a computer that they would often insert somewhere. This seems to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a computer was the item that was opted for.

Naughty Lunatic desperately looked for a CD player that they would often break. This seems a curious thought, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a CD player was the item that was opted for.

Naughty Lunatic always kept a set square that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would have been an exciting suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. Honestly, a set square would be the thing that was chosen.

Naughty Lunatic desired a condom to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly different undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a condom being the item opted for.