A Handsome Lunatic

A Handsome Lunatic desperately needed a wig that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might say this is an unusual activity, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a wig having that done to it

A Handsome Lunatic found a pencil sharpener that they would often put down their trousers. It should be an original action, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.

A Handsome Lunatic owned a teapot that they would sometimes eat. One might consider this to be a surprising thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a teapot being the thing selected.

A Handsome Lunatic craved for a CD player that they would put up their bum. It was a somewhat surprising thought, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. Who would have imagined, a CD player is the thing that was chosen.

A Handsome Lunatic desperately searched for a big sponge that they would occasionally sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly astonishing approach to life, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it was exciting. A big sponge is the thing to opt for.

A Handsome Lunatic owned a can of Dr Pepper to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful action, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to select.