A Confused Lunatic

A Confused Lunatic needed a computer that they would sometimes play with. It should be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a computer being the item opted for.

A Confused Lunatic had a stapler to try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly funny idea, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. A stapler was the item that was opted for.

A Confused Lunatic wanted a cup that they would occasionally annihilate It should have been a funny activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a cup is the thing that was chosen.

A Confused Lunatic found a teapot that they would try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly curious undertaking, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot would be the item chosen.

A Confused Lunatic searched for a wig that they would try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly funny suggestion, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig would be the item chosen.

A Confused Lunatic desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often drop. One might find this to be a fairly different action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. A can of Dr Pepper being the item selected.