A Stupid Lunatic

A Stupid Lunatic always kept a stretchman that they liked to put on his head. It was considered to be an original thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a stretchman being the chosen item.

A Stupid Lunatic had a radiator that they would hug. It might have been a fairly new idea, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator would be the thing that was chosen.

A Stupid Lunatic always kept a condom that they liked to hug. It should be a fairly weird operation, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a condom would be the item that was chosen.

A Stupid Lunatic looked for a rubber chicken to put up their bum. This could be considered a somewhat surprising suggestion, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a rubber chicken being the chosen item.

A Stupid Lunatic often carried a big sponge that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be an exciting idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a big sponge is the item that was chosen.

A Stupid Lunatic looked for a bat that they would sometimes share. It might be an astonishing approach to life, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea was stunning. A bat was the thing that was opted for.